You're a womanizer and a bitch.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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