She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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