Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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