thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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