You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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