Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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