Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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