make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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