hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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