i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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