Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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