oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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