Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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