1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
