If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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