We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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