he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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