That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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