I don't think brook has ever known best
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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