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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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