Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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