Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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