i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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