nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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