I'm lost and stupid without you.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Acid is not a monday night drug
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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