found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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