you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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