Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Never underestimate the power of titties
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