Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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