I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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