You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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