Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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