I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Is Oprah even human
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I want a musical about memes.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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