she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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