Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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