I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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