Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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