I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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