Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He did a backflip because drugs
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