Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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