Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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