I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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