If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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