lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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