Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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