I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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