Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
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I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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