No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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