Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
