The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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