? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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