the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I supernannyed him into submission