Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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