We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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