franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
third nipple confirmed
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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