I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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